Richard-Yves Sitoski

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In “Dangerous Situations,” a game is played in which one must consider how they would survive a series of outlandish conditions. Richard-Yves Sitoski’s poem begins humorous, the situations he presents gradually lean more and more into the real, transforming danger into a spectacle.
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He had a Bon Jovi mane and was built from supermodel offcuts. His muscular
dystrophy lay in ambush like a metal shop stoner, one final unpunished
bully. It was he who invented Dangerous Situations. He’d say, You’re barefoot
on a balcony and it becomes a skillet! You wake up in a pig pen,
slick with applesauce! Ice floes, cyanide aqualungs, toothless babcias
cursing you with terminal constipation. As if high school didn’t offer
sufficient stupid deaths. At 15, you kick the bucket daily, land face-down
on the cold plate of morning like cranberry sauce in a can-shaped plop.
You worry about surviving the minute, horizons as far as a spitball can fly. With
peripheral vision, you look for yourself in every reflective surface, get
nothing but glints of the eldritch. I got one! You’re buried to your neck
near an ant hill, head slathered in honey! You’re trapped on an island
with nothing to eat but intestines! Even him, though his skin was whipping cream
and the bleach from his perm was aphrodisiac, exciting because repellent.
Consider, too, how gingerly he slipped his Spider-Man comics, more valuable
than friends, back in their plastic sleeves while he sat over fries with his perfect lashes
and a Walkman feverish with Zeppelin. Depression locks you in your room
with yourself! You try to run but your muscles are mashed bananas!
Or how about this? You are born, the end of a chain of circumstance less likely than
domestication of corn. Then one day you are through, and that’s it. You
vanish and no one knows. You run slowly out of future while we look elsewhere,
so moved are we by the tragic famous—the princess in the wreckage,
the rock star at the end of his belt. Strangers we can’t let die, while those we loved
sink in quicksand till there’s nothing left but their safari hats—you know, like on TV?
Richard-Yves Sitoski lives in Owen Sound on the lands of the Saugeen Ojibway Nation (treaty territory 45 ½). His work has appeared throughout Canada, including in The Antigonish Review, Arc, CAROUSEL, The Fiddlehead, Prairie Fire, and PRISM. His works include the chapbook How to Be Human and the full-length collection Wait, What?. His collection A Current Through the Flesh is now out from Ronsdale Press. A former poet laureate of Owen Sound, he was the artistic director of the 2023 Words Aloud poetry festival and works as the marketing and publication coordinator for Kegedonce Press.
Yolk acknowledges that our work in Tiohtià:ke/Montréal takes place on the unceded Indigenous lands of the Kanien’kehá:ka/Mohawk Nation. Tiohtià:ke is known as a gathering place for many First Nations, and we recognize the Kanien’kehá:ka as custodians of the lands on which we gather.
Yolk warmly acknowledges the financial support of the Canada Council for the Arts, Conseil des arts de Montréal, and the English Language Arts Network’s Trellis Micro-grant project, funded by The Department of Canadian Heritage’s Official Languages Support Programs.